My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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