i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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