he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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