We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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