You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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