I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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