yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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