My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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