There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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