"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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