Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Will exercising make me less horny?
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