can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
