hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
