And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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