I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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