I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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