How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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