East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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