I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
a search helicopter?!
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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