Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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