"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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