But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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