I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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