Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Shitshow foam night was such a success
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
