Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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