Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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