redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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