i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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