This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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