what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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