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(404): View more from Georgia

What are you wearing to our high school reunion?

(678): View more from Georgia

I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall

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(303): View more from Colorado

Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store

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(515): View more from Iowa

IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.

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(678): View more from Georgia

Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?

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(305): View more from Florida

Are we allowed to ho on the roof?

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