She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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