he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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