His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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