We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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