Fine. I'll sleep in my office
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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