why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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