Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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