i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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