i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
