just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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