Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
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