It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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