okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Randomize
