do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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