Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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