fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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