okay pat passed out under dana's car
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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