I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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