She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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