I heard we made out
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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