it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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