No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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