Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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