He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
how drunk are you?
Several
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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