gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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