Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I use my feet as sexual weapons
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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